A fork of Rural Dictionary
leo:”it is december 23rd yk what that means it’s national sucking dick day”
carson:”alright come here let me suck ur dick”
national sucking dick day
national send nudes to anyone who asks day
its two days away from christmas for god sakes just send some ass nobody will know
boy: send nudes?
girl: sorry i dont do that
boy: but its December 23rd!
girl: oh shit sorry i forgot *sends a nude*
if you were born on this day all your friends must buy you chicken nuggets
addy: “what do i get for james’ birthday?”
jaiden: “well james was born on december 23rd so you have to buy him chicken nuggets.”
flipping finn wolfhards birthday. we need to appreciate this day as he is so pure and genuine and overall the best person in this world. he is amazing.
millie: hey it’s December 23rd, yk what that means?!
shaylee: no?
millie: it’s finn wolfhards birthday!
shaylee: stfu idc
millie: *kills shaylee*
The day your supposed to make purposely bad puns/jokes about anything winter related or else your not in the Christmas spirit and your getting coal for the next 30 years.
Dude it’s December 23rd , that’s pretty n-ice isn’t it?
Possibly the worst day of the year. Like Christmas Eve, it's almost impossible to fall asleep on, but there are no presents in the morning.
ME: OH YEAH CHRISTMAS IS SOOO CLOSE!!!! OMG YAY ITS DECEMBER 23RD!!!!
MOM: STFU, kid, it's not even Christmas eve. Now go to your room while mommy gets drunk.