A fork of Rural Dictionary
M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall. J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs. M: How do they even find them? J: They find them somehow, and dig them up. M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles. J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.