Country Dictionary

Defention

Defention is the act of defending yourself against someone else defending themselves. Such as someone hitting you in defense and you hit them back in defention.

I defended myself against her defention.

Defently

without doubt (used for emphasis). synonyms: definitely, certainly, Surely, for sure, unquestionably, without doubt, without question, undoubtedly, indubitably, positively, absolutely; undeniably, unmistakably, plainly, clearly, obviously, patently, palpably, transparently, unequivocally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That guy is defently not a niggerfaggot.

Defentally

This is how a retard spells definitely.

I defentally should go back to school to take English class because I'm a failure.