A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go? Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it. Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.
Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go? Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent. Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.