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dickbeard

Commonly known as "pubic hair"

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

dickbeard

a person who frequently uses "random" outside its traditional meaning to describe people or situations that are amusing in an odd way.

Did that dickbeard just use "random" as a noun? I'd like to punch him in the face.

by Kewpie Dan April 19, 2006

Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

by Tom Warwick October 08, 2007

dickbeard

noun.

A person that gargles a man's balls with said man's penis resting on their chin (hence dickbeard), their nose is typically buried in the man's asshole.

verb.

The act of giving a dickbeard.

n. Thanks for the dickbeard Jimmy.

v. Jimmy is dickbearding John.

by deags2k September 07, 2023