A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you do when you haven't got any from your girlfriend/fiance in a long time.
Man, I am going to give Joni a mad dicken tonight.
When you see a animal that looks like a duck but your not sure if it is but then it also looks like a chicken so you just walk away mind fucked. And the dicken is born!!!
"bro look at that duck!" "No dude thats a chicken!!!" Random tourist appears "No gentlemen according to my book of mythical creatures that is a dicken"
The pain that comes after you get tripped by a little kid
Kaitlens foot hurts like the dickens!
The term originated from Shakespeare's play "The Merry Wives of Windsor," in the 16th century. It is a term used in polite society to mean the Devil! (It has nothing to do with Charles Dickens.) The word appeared in a sentence (although sounding odd in modern day language) "I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of." My mom used to say, with humor, that someone was "full of the dickens!" Now after researching it, I understand what she meant!
He's full of the dickens!
Similar but differing slightly to the term 'twat', a Dickens is a pompous and awkward bastard who will go out of his way to needlessly berate his fellow man. Owing to the Dickens' overinflated sense of self importance the term is almost exclusively applied to ex public school boys. Often a Dickens will have been subjected to repeated bummings as a choir boy resulting in frequent pegging throughout his adult life.
Person A: That bloke just called me a pleb! Person B: Don't worry about it, the guy is a total Dickens.
Rough sex, usually with one male dominating the other partner, resulting in said partner having a limp or mild bruising.
"Why is Shelbie walking funny?" "Jeff gave her a good dickening after the party last night." "Ouch."
Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you
Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist