Country Dictionary

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dicksmoker

someone who gets on thier knees for the boss!

Nathan is Don's dicksmoker!

by coastworm October 08, 2003

dicksmoker

Synonym for "cocksucker"

Quit blocking the intersection, you dicksmoker!

by Anthony Volpe April 22, 2003

dicksmoke

A male who enjoys having penises in his mouth; a gay guy who likes to suck dicks.

That guy is a dicksmoke. I have proof! I saw him blow Old Man Withers last weekend.

by Wang Delicious January 28, 2003

dicksmoke

a fat bitch ass old woman who is very ugly and probably has her hair died either blue or green.

look at that scumbag dicksmoke

by joperk12 March 30, 2007

Dicksmoke

When your patty is in a steam roller connected to a gas mask used for smoking doob and you simultaneously fellate yourself (See "autofellatio}") and take a nice big toke.

"Hey, Bob, believe you me: when ya dicksmoke, beware the moneyshot. Not a good taste with tha weed"

by Dill dOugh February 18, 2004

Dicksmoker

Any college class a professor schedules past 5pm, particularly one you have to take for your major.

"Ugh, I have to take this math class from 6:15 to 8:00, and it's the only time that I can take it with my schedule" "Damn bro, that's a total dicksmoker"

by elgamel September 12, 2022