A fork of Rural Dictionary
post two bagger dingo ugly is: when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)
a - "where's your arm dude?" b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it" a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*
See dingo ugly Double dingo ugly is when the girl was so hideous you gnawed off the other arm because she will be looking for a one armed man.
Monster: "Did you see a one armed man pass by here?" You: "he went thataway" (indicates with stump) Your mate: "Whoah, you did the right thing, that bitch was double dingo ugly"