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dirty muskrat

old man that prefers anal sex with teenage girls

i was being followed by a dirty muskrat at the mall.

by dirty muskrat July 29, 2008

Dirty muskrat

When your girlfriend or wife shits her pants or the bed as your fucking her.

I was fucking the shit out of amanda in the ass and she shit the bed..that dirty muskrat.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 18, 2020