Country Dictionary

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dirty santa

A gift-giving game whereby participants are able to select a gift from the pool but run the risk of having it stolen if another participant on their subsequent selection turn decides they want it!

Office Christmas Game

by Nicole December 15, 2003

dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 22, 2003

dirty santa

you have it wrong, it's when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. The trick is when someone is sleeping

Bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping

by DA OLE DITY July 27, 2005

Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022

Dirty Santa

That one pedofile who dresses up as santa and sneaks in your chimney at 4 a.m. to give u a special suprise

I love dirty santa

by tick/e November 05, 2018

Dirty Santa

The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.

Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls.

by jibbs02 November 03, 2009