A fork of Rural Dictionary
A discombobulator is in other words known as a wanker because they discombobulate mens penis!
"Check that guy over there he is a Discombobulator!"
Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.
๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ด๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ณ๐ฆ๐จ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ญ
First, discombobulate
Dazed, discombobulate
Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,
discombobulate
In summary, ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐จ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐
When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.
I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated.
lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex
One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.
Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.
I'm all discombobulated.
Disco? Mm, Bob--you late.
Confusing, Mysterious or Strange
your personality is Discombobulating
To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.
Q: You know how it works, the boson accelerates...
A: Don't even try to discombobulate me bitch