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divebomb

When you are about to cum: pull out, position your partner so he/she is laying down (face up), stand over him/her, and try to cum in his/her mouth from above. Sometimes a competitive grading system is involved: 10 points for divebombing the mouth and -5 for divebombing the eye (because, when semen ejaculates at 30 miles per hour, a divebomb can be quite dangerous).

Oh man, I divebombed this chick last night soo hard. Thankfully I didn't hit her eye. I need to make it to divebomb finals.

by The Tunabomber December 07, 2010

Divebombing

When the girl does a hand stand with her ass in the air, the the man subsequently runs at her fully erect and dives attempting to land directly in her.

Man I should be an olympian or some shit, I pulled off divebombing this girl yesterday!

by Modus1 October 04, 2019

Divebombing

The act of suspending yourself at the top of a bathroom stall in order to defecate well above the actual bowl.

Divebombing keeps me from touching the dirty seat.

by Dermoid Cyst March 13, 2008

divebomb

In auto racing, a divebomb is considered a last-ditch effort to overtake the car in front of you by outbraking and diving low, because of not having the driver skill or ability to get a run off the corner and make a move on the straightaway.

Juan Pablo Montoya totally divebombs the field's FACE every week on the NASCAR circuit.

by David_Healy May 21, 2007

Divebomb

A sound created on a guitar by slamming the whammy bar down, then up.

Used mainly 90s vegan mosh.

Green rage divebombs
Canon divebombs

by Mosh to revolution February 27, 2009

Divebomb

During sexual relations, the man climbs to a higher altitude than the woman (as God intended) preferably from the unsafe step on a ladder, and leaps, throwing hisself into the upward-pointing, eagerly awaiting, vaginal recepticle. 10pts for the goo, 100 for the poo, -5 for the floor. 10 times multiplier for screaming "This is for FDR!!!"

Greg missed big time when he tried the Divebomb: he walked funny for a week. That floor stings like a bitch!

by Matt, Mike, Ryan, and Meera January 13, 2008

divebomb fart

Jumping in a squaking position while unleashing a massive fart bomb upon some one

Wife: Hunny you totally divebomb farted on me last night

Husband : I know hunny I know, it was great

by PurpleShark January 14, 2011