A fork of Rural Dictionary
Means something is brilliant or amazing.
That's the dogs tits that
Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.
"Check out the hot dog tits on that chick!"
when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.
Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!
means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel
That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.
or
After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.
Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.
Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"