A fork of Rural Dictionary
What comes up when someone tries to type "Douche" but makes a typo, therefore typing "Doiche". Doiche pwns douche in every single way.
Joey: Raf is so annoying! Jack: I know, he's SUCH a doiche.
The best protein/healthy cookie in the entire world
Can I get a doich?!
A way to express happiness
Wife- honey, here’s your beer Husband- DOICH!
To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed
You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*