A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mother fucking bitch over dinosaurs. Is popular with the bitches and sluts. Does not know the difference between boobs and man boobs.
Dude your a dolton, these are not boobs.
A great friend with the exception that he can be a dick when he wants to be but you can't stay mad at him forever. He has our back when you need him and he's there when you're sad. Overall he needs to be more social and connect better with people.
Jess: Was that a friend of yours? Me: Yeah, that was Dolton. He's a bitch.
A smart human that is good at video games and loves to make really rude and racist jokes.
That's Dolton.
A pretty cool guy who enjoys playing video games. Not usually annoying, but can get there sometimes. Will never ever betray you. Sweet as fuck.
"Man, he loves video games AND he's sweet... he must be Dolton."
A 14 year old kid who sticks sour cream and onion chip bags in the couch.
Me: Hi! Friend: *sticks SC&O bag in couch* Me: DON'T BE A Dolton!
to damage one's dolton is to have violent diarrhoea.
apparently 3 or 4 of the australian cricket team were up damaging the dolton last night, after eating a dodgy vindaloo earlier in the evening