Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

doodie

The brown stuff that comes out your ass

I doodie all the time.

by Rocky May 04, 2004

doodie

It's the kind of nonsense you just can't describe. It's a big kid breaking a little one's key in the door because he was too impatient. It's buying a framed picture of the Joker when your friends just want to pick up Mike Tyson's documentary because Blockbuster is having a sale. It's crying because you didn't put on sunblock and got sun poisoning and can't go on any of the rides at Disney World. Doodie has many definitions, and it is higher on the scale than poop, but lower than cockie. Doodie, cockie, and poop are often preceded by the terms "pure", "absolute", and "really" often to emphasize just how high the caliber of doodie that has been done.

Friend 1: Oh man, did you see Craig today? He was wearing a cabana hat and listening to Harm's Way on full-blast! Friend 2: Wow, that's doodie. Friend 1: Yeah, that guy is pure doodie.

by ChineseLesbian January 05, 2012

doodie

another word for $hiT, visit www.doodie.com

dude i doodie all the time

by Your Name July 07, 2003

doodie

a very ugly gurl/boy

Chris: A bruh look at dat gurl ova there. Ricky: Damn, dat chick is a doodie!

by rickjames1103 February 21, 2008

doodie

processed excrement after a long lunch of broccoli; also referred to as doop

Your doodie smells bad.

by Jezca January 21, 2003

doodie

A term for male or female genitals.

"that boy had no pants on and I saw his doodie!" "I was hanging around the primary school exposing my doodie"

by doodpoo October 18, 2009

doodie

chronic, some cool chronic

'I got that doodie on deck'

by mello December 12, 2003