A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doogler someone that doogles,the misfortune of being a doogler, to break things,make messes, unexplained missing parts when the dooglers around, drops things when asked to hold them. doesnt follow directions,unexplained fire and smoke.
Doogler broke the shit out of that screen door, he said he just turned the handle and the whole door broke off.
Employee that forwards links to co-workers on a weekly basis, known for being loud and obnoxious, easily replaceable with either an Excel macro or rudimentary Perl script. Often times slouches very low in a chair and reiterates stories about time spent at Fort James.
From The Doogler:
Something I should consider: (insert random web page)
While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.
Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.
the title bestowed upon a person who can rub his scrotum on top of a girl's chin and shit up her nostrils.
I never would believe that Lois B DeFleur, President of Binghamton University, got penteriferously doogled. Especially by the President of Sodexho
Noun- When a female proceeds to grasp a male penis and give it a tug job.
"What'd you do last night?
"Dude, Big Bird gave me a hand-doogler!"
"SHAZAM!"
An evil man who roams Decrepitia in search of important non rusty tools to steal
Look out for the Splacky Doogler. He will steal your important tools.