A fork of Rural Dictionary
when something is super terrible or something is going terribly wrong it is 'DOOMP!'
Craig- Did you see that film last night, Jack?
Jack- Yeah it was Doomp!
A bowel movement, i.e., a "dump", in Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.
The Scotsman took a doomp.
"I just unveigled meself of a giant doomp, I did," said the Irishman to the Welsh.
A Digital-optical output mounted proxy.
Scientist: But first you need to take a DOOMP.
Cyborg Ninja: I... Wait, what?
Scientist: A DOOMP? A digital-optical output mounted proxy. You'll need one to interface with the terminal.
The cartoon sound used when someone gets hit, aka the Bonk Sound.
*doomp*
Hahaha! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!
An epicly destructive shit that spells the end for any doomed bathroom its dropped in. Considered to be the most apocalyptic of turd drops and entirely mind boggling.
Brosepe #1: Dude you're gonna need a new bathroom after the nasty doomp I just took in there.
Brosepe #2: Oh god what is that?! Is that thing moving?!?
A fat dip of smokeless tobacco, any dip >1/3 of the can of deezy.
Yo dawg, I lost my can. Can I bum a Swanson's doomp?
A person that likes to hump little children
Garett: OMG he is such a Hoomp Doomp
Josh: yeah he is such a Hoomp Doomp