A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrases that are so ambiguous and that can possibly have a sexual meaning.
Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows: News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?" News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up." Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."
lit. from the French meaning 'double meaning.' a phrase or saying that has another connotation apart from the literal, almost always sexual in nature. A staple of the British 'carry on' series of films of thr 1960s and 70s, and the most excellent 'Bottom' TV show of the early 90s on the BBC
Eddie: Hang on, hang on hang on hang on. I've got your real present here. Richie: It's a piece of paper. It is a small piece of paper. Eddie: Read it. Richie: "Madame Swish, three-thirty." Oh! Eddie! You haven't? Oh, what a pal you are. "Madame Swish". Ooh-err! Hohh, God, at last I'm really going to do it. And on my birthday as well! Ohhhggh, I wonder what she's like? Eddie: She's a dead cert mate, a real stayer. Richie:Really? Eddie:Yeah, she'll come first. Richie: What, before me? Good grief, that's quick. So she'll think I'm great! Oh, what a pal you are! And it's all paid for? Eddie: Um, not exactly, I need a tenner. Richie: A tenner. Right. That's quite cheap, isn't it? Eddie: Er, well, no, in that case it's a tenner each way. Richie: Well, how many ways are there? Eddie: Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you? Richie: Well how many people are going to be there? Eddie: Well, a few thousand. Richie: What? Eddie: Well it's Kempton. Richie:Kempton? I can't get down to Kempton by three-thirty! Eddie: You don't have to mate, it'll be on the telly! Richie: They're going to televise it? Well what if my auntie's watching? Eddie: Well what's illegal about betting on a horse? Richie: A horse? Eddie: Yeah. Richie: Madame Swish is, is, is a horse? Eddie: Yeah! Well what did you think it was? Richie: Oh no, nothing, nothing. Just checking. Eddie:I have given you a red hot tip. Richie: (looks at his crotch) I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there!
A word or phrase with two interpretations, one of which is ribald.
Dr. Evil: By "Caliber", I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character...it's a homonym. Number Two: No, Dr. Evil. It's called a "double entendre". Dr. Evil: SILENCE, NUMBER TWO!! (Number Two falls into a firy pit) Number Two: AAAHHHHHH!!!
A phrase, saying or sentence that can be interpreted in two different ways.
a double entendre in everyday life. Female customer at shop: Can I have a bag for that please? Me working on register: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one? Customer: I want a huge one. Me: I've got a huge one for you.
Saying something that has more than one meaning. Such meanings are generally naughty. A double entendre is fun for everyone!
That was a double entendre! I know, man, I know! There were TWO entendres!
(noun) - a double intent; double meaning; a spoken phrase which can be understood in either of two ways. (Origin: briefly, "entendre" is from French, the root word "entente," meaning intent.)
~OFFICER: "Why did you try to do that to the girl in the bar, sir? Can't you see she's far too young for you?" -DRUNK MAN: "Well, she was old enough to be in a bar, wasn't she?" ~"She told the waitress she was in school, but she didn't elaborate." -"University? Community college?" ~"No, as it turns out." -"Trade school, then? High school?" ~"Elementary, my dear pervert. Now get in the patrol car." (Also: See ringhorne definition of diet, the example used there suits this.)
Putting an object, such as a peen, in one's vageen, and another object such as another peen, or a dillie, or a english cucumber, in the pooper sphinky. commonly known as double penetration, dp, or the 2 hole tango.
Annie: Oh, hashmeer. I would like you to do things to me like the sun and the moon Hashmeer: No Annie, no time annie: Can we just do a simple double entendre Hashmeer: Oh Annie I just want, you know what, all i have time for is double entendre Annie: okay lets do da damn thang