A fork of Rural Dictionary
Interactions that originate from personalities.
"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."
Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.
"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."
Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.
Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.
Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned. Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver! Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ... *Door slams*
Text messaging word for "tickets".
"Got the tix 4 the game r u rdy?" "u bet"
Large turd that emerges after constipation.
I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.
Adjective pertaining to personal computer or game console that is well suited for violent computer games (see frag).
"Damn! You've got the latest hardware on your system...very fragadellic!'