A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there? Josh: Yeah! Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
Crazy, whack, or ridiculously stupid.
In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."
The act of being reamed by a douche bag.
Steve: "Hey are you on your way yet" Brian: "No, I'm getting douched out by my dad"
To rinse; usually with fresh water.
Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!
The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.
Dude, don't douche out on me.
When someone acts like such a douchebag that it makes you emotionally and physically tired.
Example: Person 1:"Hey do you want to hang out tonight?" Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."
Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.
Ron: Yo man, where ya been? Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.