A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. : reference to a kuffiyeh/scarf/large handkerchief worn around the neck by a guy who is usually also wearing any combination of a faux hawk, tight t-shirt, skinny jeans and or aviator glasses, etc., i.e. a douchebag… thus douchekerchief.
My bud: That party was cool but what was with that guy with the faux hawk and that thing around his neck?
Me: Oh yeah, the poser with the kuffiyeh or as I like to call it... the douchekerchief… cuz he was totes mcgoat a douchebag.