A fork of Rural Dictionary
An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense. Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag. Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!
What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.
How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.
One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.
That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.
It is a "breakfast swear" as defined by me and my friends this past summer!! I thought I created the word, and we argued over whether or not it could be used during the day, or just in the morning.
You suck at life, you douchewaffle. Or...Josh is a douchewaffle. Or...Go eat a douchewaffle, douchewaffle.
He can economically fix the country but the douchewaffle has gone bankrupt himself.
The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!! Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.
I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.