A fork of Rural Dictionary
dowelling is the improvised act of snoodling to be employed whence both parties who dare engage in the act have been circumsized. The alignment of the shafts is achieved by the insertion of a matchstick half way down each of the parties urethera to achive unity.
Hey Gunter wanna snoodle? shit man i cant i dont have a squid dick, do you? No i dont either.......... saddle up cowboy and get a box of matches were dowelling tonight.
"So, now that we have our connection... Are you dowelling, too?"
The Dowel is perfect, it is flawless, a symbol of humanity. The Dowel is your guru. Praise The Dowel.
"I just saw a group of people from all walks of life and backgrounds playing cricket & drinking gin. Praise The Dowel!"
A dowellism is any form of famous movie, tv, or song quote that is repeated numerously by someone to the point at which the quote becomes annoying.
"I'm Rick James, bitch!" or "My name a Borat. Very nice!" or "Sexual harassment...PANDA!" Response: "Shut up with your dowellisms!!!"