A fork of Rural Dictionary
sitting down and not going outside, especially when you just said you were going outside.
"What is that delivery guy doing??"
"Oh he's probably Doyling"
An insult. Implying that some one is of less than average inteligence.
"I can't believe you don't know where your own house is, you doyle!"
Person needed when in trouble
Bulcholerthin:"Fuck you Johnny imma get my boys on you you crippled fuck"
Johnny:"Doyle'
Doyle:"fuck off johnny"
verb used to describe people who are seriously struggling, physically and mentally, often as a consequense of having drunk too much.
Can also mean to go, to have sex, to be confused, can theoretically be used in the place of all other existing verbs.
a: Was Mark really that drunk last night?
b: fuck yeah, he was seriously doyleing!
a: You going out tonight, man?
b: Nah, I was too drunk last night so I'm fucking doyleing today.
a: I'll see you at the party later?
b: sure thing, what time will you be doyleing down there?
a: So did you get to doyle that chick last night?
b: hell yeah, I doyled her on her parents water bed behind the terrarium.
b: Amy's always so confused that she doyles to finish even the simplest of sentences
a complex individual, even to complex to himself. Is usually misunderstood, becaause of the immense bullshit that he speaks that seems to make sense. Is a phycho-genius and make a lot of people think the same.
doyle wtf areyou talking about? wait that does make sense.