A fork of Rural Dictionary
An irish man of light colored skin. Usually tall and lanky. Described commonly as weird, loveable, or what the fuck? Often mistaken as different name the full name for a dport is.....wait what? we dont have one of those? ok well i guess there like cher with only one name. They roam the grasslands of ireland, the midwestern United States and sometimes even rainforests. A dangerous character one must avoid contact with them unless they are a foxy chick who wants to get it on.
"Holy shit Johnny is that a wild Dport over there?" "Well shit on a stick and call me a nigger, that is a wild Dport!"
Short for Davenport IA, one of the quad cities and one of the shittiest places on earth.
The centennial bridge was closed so we took the arsenal bridge to get to Dport