A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Australian arboreal, (tree dwelling) marsupial that is related to a koala but is highly evolved. They are carnivores. They catch their prey by dropping from the trees and ripping their victim's heads off. Sometimes the sheer weight of the drop bear will knock it's prey out, and the bear will simply feast off the victim's head.
A common remedy remedy to repel dropbears is to smear Vegemite over your face. The distinct smell drives the bear away. The Australian government has tried to hide the existence of the drop bear for the sake of Australia's tourism. Although drop bears are quite rare they inhabit small towns and there has been a number of drop bear related deaths.
In appearance, they are similar to koala's but have large canine teeth. There are different sub-species, but primary they look like normal koalas. When on ground they are capable of running at 60kmp/h. There are no captive dropbears, as they are too difficult to catch. Beware of the Dropbear.
"Johnny got taken by a dropbear the other day..."
"Oh no! That's so sad! Did they find his body?"
"Nothing but a corpse torn apart. You could barley tell it was him..."
A Australian bush Ritual where someone goes into a forest naked and tries to get a koala to land on their privates after reaching puberty
Dude did you hear that Jamie finally went and did his first dropbear kerfuffle
A dropbear is a dangerous fuck.
the dropbear yeeted out of a tree and raped me to obliteration.
this is a koala that will drop on your ass and go sicko mode on you the dickhead will tear you to pieces and then rapre your dead body.
The dropbear will rape your white ass to obliteration
“Trolling” to provocative online action with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them and causing annoyance deliberately.
The next time Matt dropbears someone; I will not hold my team back or be responsible for the repercussions.
A Dropbear is a Australian term for a koala, which is used to make non-Australians even more terrified of this hellhole.
Aussie: "Nah, it's not too bad down here. Just gotta watch out for the dropbears!"
Tourist: "The fucking what?"