A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who carries drugs by consuming them. This is done usually with a balloon, condom, latex glove, etc. tablets of coke and heroin and then put into the balloon. This is very dangerous for the carrier because the balloon could pop inside the person, resulting in death.
There was a drug mule on the plane, ten grams of pure cocaine exploded in his stomach resulting in seizures and death.
Noun, cocktail recipe Ingredients: Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can Ginger beer-2 cups Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.
Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out. Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too. Bar patron: Done.
Dispensing with a used condom inside your sexual partner.
I fell asleep after sex without disengaging and Drug Mule'd my gf.
A deadbeat who offers to carry people and their stuff in exchange for drugs
Fuck an uber. I'm just gonna give my drug mule Ben a line and have him take me home.
When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.
She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.