A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone so ugly that they only have sex in the dark.
From the german words "Dunkel" (dark) and bumser (fucker)
-Andrew said he can only get laid if the chicks can't see him too well
-Yeah, he's such a Dunkelbumser lmao
Someone who is so ugly they have sex in the dark only. From german slang.
"Duude look at that Ribba!" "WOW! Hes a dunkelbumser!"
The act of eating out your partner's ass while masterbating on their face.
On their anniversary, he promised he'd give her a dunkelbumser