A fork of Rural Dictionary
E.D. stands for Explosive Diarrhea. Plain and simple. And it doesnt sound so nasty.
"YO TEACH! I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! I HAVE A TERRIBLE CASE OF E.D.!!!" "WHATRE YA WAITIN FOR?! GO!!!!!" works like a charm.
E.D explosive diahhrea unlike normal diahhrea E.D causes the water and waste to splash up makin it quite uncomfortable..
"what the hell are you doin in there!" "i have E.D!" "UGH!..take a shower!"
"Electronic Device" A term used for an electronic aid in masturbation. See also B.O.B.
"Ooo girl! I had a threesome with B.O.B. and E.D.!"
Guy with erectile dysfunction and cant have kids.
Person 1 : Dam! that guy omar must have a big dick! person 2 : Nah, hes got E.D. person 1: Whats E.D? Person 2 : basically erectile dysfunction so u cant hold an erection person 3: Hes got a dick? or omar : hey permstar Abbas : shush E.D, where ur kids at? Omar : slaps abbass dick to spread E.D