Country Dictionary

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.

"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"

a type of jewellery worn on the earlobes. Can be worn after the piercing is stretched with a taper and often have a hole through the middle so one can see through it.

Bloody hell, his filler is massive!

were someone who has peirced their ears, gauges them up in sizes, then replaces the tapered gaugers with little tubbe like things that look awesome.

me: hey look, that person totally gauged their ears up. other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs me: yeah its fucking awesome

When two guys simultaneously ejaculate in a girls ear canal.

The other night, Serg and I gave Danielle ear plugs during the gang bang.

when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves

i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug

I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.

damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs. Whats that johnny? fuck you