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earjaculation

When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.

Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.

by sevsevs February 28, 2019

Earjaculate

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.

Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic! John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!

by Pete616 November 12, 2010

Earjaculation

When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.

Listening to The Mars Volta made me experience earjaculation for the first time

by svestiaz June 28, 2010