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earths

A female member of the Nation of the Gods and Earths. The main theme of the Five-Percenter doctrine that can be heard on hip hop records is the teaching that the Original Blackman is God, the Original Blackwoman is the planet Earth, and through the inner esoteric powers of the Gods and Earths, the youth can transform and possess its true potential, which seems to overthrow the overbearing oligarchy by becoming just rulers of themselves.

Peace to all the Earths.

by Kedar Abdullah April 16, 2008

earth

Mostly harmless.

by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

Earth

A planet-shaped insane asylum, containing mostly insects.

"We're back on Earth. Time to take some Prozac!"

by Ludd February 26, 2015

Earth

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

by ty September 20, 2003

Earthing

The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.

She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.

by Qaletaqa June 24, 2014

Earth

A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."

by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009

Earth

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

by Idonthaveone June 22, 2012