A fork of Rural Dictionary
eatage is based off of ate, meaning 'you did that!'. similar to slayism.
your friend: *posts a really good edit* you: eatage. you slayed.
Eatages are foods. Anything that is edible is an eatage. Eatages are yummy.
Bill: That cake tied to the floor looks awfully good... John: I REQUIRE EATAGES!!!! John: I'ma gonna get some bacon.