A fork of Rural Dictionary
Edmonds are usually sophisticated and sensitive human beings with good foresight and uncanny abilities to predict the future. They are generally exceptional kissers and dynamite in the sack. They are also responsible and good cooks. When they see what they want, they just go get it.
"I need some advice - I need to go see an Edmond" "Oooh, that Edmond sure can kiss!" "I need an Edmond to make me dinner."
As in Edmonds, WA. Second largest city in Snohomish County. Has a ferry that travels to Kingston, WA. Voted Friendliest town in the Puget Sound 10 years and running Birthplace of: Ken Jennings, popular Jeopardy! contestant Hometown of: Rick Steves, the well-known travel writer Rosalynn Sumners, the Olympic figure skating medalist Steven W. Bailey, actor David Bazan, musician Anna Faris, actress Martell Webster, guard for the Portland Trailblazers, as of 2007 Dean Demopoulos, assistant coach of the Portland Trailblazers.19 Todd Linden, baseball player in the Cleveland Indians organization Joe Woerman, baseball player in the Seattle Mariners organization Home to the Waterfront Festival, Edmonds Art Festival, and the Taste of Edmonds Population around 40,000 Snohomish Counties largest population of senior citizens who suck at driving. The youth refer to it as Deadmonds or the place you come to die
"Where are you from?" "Edmonds or rather D'edmonds"
Tall, funny, smart, friendly guy. Amazing at sports. Excellent leader, and cooks like Chef Ramsey. He`s a good friend that will not let your secrets slip out and when in an relationship, will do whatever to make it work out well! Respectful and humble.
Man, that guy is so tall and nice. He must be an Edmond.
Edmond is the one dip shit friend that is all ways there for you and make you laugh. Edmond will want to be a bachelor and all ways make jokes. Edmond isn’t that smart but he cares about you
Every one of history's most brutal, intolerant, and prejudiced dictators consolidated into one person. All of the most aggressive political and war ideologies wrapped around an ego. The reincarnation of every enemy imaginable. Manipulative and bigoted yet mannered when he wants to be. Against: All of LGBT Disabilities All philosophies that aren't his Liberalism and a little conservatism The egotist who will grow to sadly become the next Hitler. The one everyone will neglect until it's too late.
Someone: "I don't really like the idea of all-gender bathrooms..." Me: "Sounds very Edmond-like of you."
A town in western washington about 20 miles north of seattle in witch has the most police officers, asians, and over the hill people per capita of normal people anyone could ever dream or nightmare of.
Teen no.1 "Dude lets go to downtown Edmonds and check out the babes!" Teen no.2 "you really are a fag aren't you?"