A fork of Rural Dictionary
derrived from the word emo; used as an offensive adjective or noun describing emo like behaviour or appearance.
"Seriously dude, man the fuck up and stop being so eems."
The universal pronoun, also used as an exclamation, possesive, article, curse word, or demonstrative. "Eem" first came about from various sportscasters, notably Phil Simms, as a shortening of the word "him" after a verb. Since, the word has evolved into various uses and is perhaps the most useful word on the planet.
"Aah, there's the penalty, he hooked eem." "Sir, could you get pass eem butter?" "Whose bicycle is that?" "Oh, it's eems." "Oh, eem it to hell!" "Call eem over!"
Even. To make even, set straight. To go there.
EX. DON'T EEM say anything. The man pushed the gun into her side for her to not eem say anything.
A man with a body and cock of a horse. Women love his curved cock and weird sense of humour. Akward sometimes but his cock does the talking.
You better watch out I heard that guy is an Eemeli in bed