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egg mcmuffin

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.

I bought an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds.

by Dan September 29, 2003

egg mcmuffin

3 odd coasters held together with cheese

Egg mcmuffins? Coasters? The secret is cheese.

by poochie March 08, 2004

egg mcmuffin

When you crack and egg on a chick's ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.

I ran out of anal ez so I just pulled an egg mcmuffin on the bitch.

by Husayn ibn Ali September 29, 2006

egg mcmuffin

1. The female genitalia.

"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

egg mcmuffin

Code word for sex between two consenting adults who don't want people to know wassup. Coined by miker and lailer.

There's nothing like egg mcmuffins .... after breakfast...

by nebachadmw October 02, 2008

Egg mcmuffin

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious ham HAMMMMMM and egg with cheese covered by 2 muffin bread slices

Egg mcmuffin is AMAZING

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Egg mcmuffin

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious and egg with cheese covered in 2 muffin bread slices

Egg McMuffin is AMAZING

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022