A fork of Rural Dictionary
the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo
The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.
when a PERSON sloshes cum around in their mouth. afterward they can either spit or swallow.
Before one swallows the nut one gives it a good eggbeating
when a girl sloshes cum around in her mouth. afterward she can either spit or swallow.
Before she swallows the nut she gives it a good eggbeating.
To punch a girl in her ovary. To beat her eggs.
Michelle was mouthing off the other night at work which earned her an EggBeater!
Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.
"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."
verb~ The act of giving one a black eye by way of testicle slap, during which the attacker is lodging an ear of corn up the victim's rectum.
"how was that czechoslavakian eggbeater?"
"it was worse than that Russian Candycane."