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An Egon is the pinnacle of perfection. Their is nothing bad about Egon everybody loves him. He also gets all the fucking bitches. Ohh, and he has a 20 inch long cock.

Yooo is that Egon? He is soooo cool. Is that his 20 inch penis hanging out of his pants?

A scientist or person of very high intelligence. It comes from the character, Egon, from the Ghostbusters films.

Alan: I got an A on my test. What did you get?

Jason: A fucking D.

Alan: How did you fail? The test was easy.

Jason: Shut up! You're such an egon!

The Gluon gun (AKA "The Egon") is a prototype weapon developed by the Black Mesa Weapons Research Facility.

It emits a constant stream of energy that disingrates anything in it's path.

An editor who is sick of these people treating this site like its a chatroom and rejects every stupid comment or insult or opinion here.

egon is changing the way this website is used

when one's ego causes one to be in great mental or physical pain

tobin laid in bed egonizing over the fact that monique left him kissless

1. EGON
-an insult
-a name

1. you're such an egon. you should be ashamed
2. look, Egon is coming

Egon's Law comes from the movie "Ghostbusters" and states: "Don't cross the streams". This is in reference to their energy packs, because if the streams are crossed, all existence gets destroyed.

The real-life usage of Egon's Law is applied when two or more men are urinating next to each other, perhaps in a community trough or a row of bushes. If anyone crosses their urine streams, those two have violated Egon's Law (don't cross streams!) and are therefore automatically gay.

Oh no! Perry and Nick violated Egon's Law!!! You guys are SO gay!!!!!

Whoa whoa watch it pal! Don't violate Egon's Law! I don't want to be gay with you!