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egon

A scientist or person of very high intelligence. It comes from the character, Egon, from the Ghostbusters films.

Alan: I got an A on my test. What did you get?

Jason: A fucking D.

Alan: How did you fail? The test was easy.

Jason: Shut up! You're such an egon!

James Bond

A term to describe douchebags in the United States who can't keep their car on the right side of the road.

Hey, James Bond, get off the fucking road!

VPILF

An acronym that stands for 'Vice President I('d) Like to Fuck'. It entered the American lexicon the moment Senator John McCain (R-AZ) selected Governor Sarah Palin (R-AK) as his running mate in the 2008 presidential election. Usually uttered by horny males and lesbians of all political affiliations.

Note: Sarah Palin is also a MILF and a future GILF.

VPILF is part of the -ILF family, which includes MILF, DILF and countless others. Not to be confused with VILF (Virgin I'd Like to Fuck).

John McCain's running mate is a VPILF!