Country Dictionary

1. the logic used to justify ones actions for personal gain 2. the art of being self-centered 3. the actions and attitudes one takes to appear beter than others, that to the outside observer, shows he/she is a real jerk.

It was his egonomics that caused his to die a lonely man, and the geek, a millionaire

The social science that deals with one's ego.

The preps should major in egonomics.

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

The study of the (often inverse) relationship between the size of a persons ego and their true worth to society.

He talks about himself all day, but egonomics states no-one would notice if he died.

The Law of Egonomics states that; there is the Right Way; the Wrong Way and then there's My Way. If you don't like My Way you can hit the highway.

The Law of Egonomics apply when bad business decisions are made by Egotistical CEO's, Presidents or Managers.

made right to fit one's ego

This magazine news is quite egonomics to him

the design factors of a room, usually an office, made to reduce the amount of discomfort for the person in the room

the position of his desk and computer were both ergonomically correct because they had smooth corners and good colours in which the man did not strain his eyes when looking at the objects