A fork of Rural Dictionary
What many people online (MSN, AOL, Various Chatrooms) always abuse. Either speak English or don't speak at all you losers. "dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool. Also see chav
Joe: u dnt know da tru Joe: you cnt handle da trueth Me: You can't handle the English Langauge. Joe: y not? Me: Point Proven
The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and denizens of the world and other places.
"The primroses glistened in the crepuscular penumbra of the midnight moon, sparkling with the tears of a thousand fairies." -An example of the English language "Jocey says yo." - Another example of the English language.
Something people of the younger generation have an inexplicable difficulty in expressing. Most notably the use of "American English", a degredation of the traditional language where "peepz speek lik diz, yo!!". Critique is erronously directed towards anybody with half a brain and the sense to realize that using "traditional English" is NOT "old-fashioned" or "geeky". Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.
"Hipster": 'Eya homes, whaddup yo?! Layin' th'cuts straight ballinz, fo shizzle?!" Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."
Latin and German's weird uncle
The English language is a combination of Latin, German, French and Greek.
trash /traSH/ noun discarded matter; refuse. a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing. verb damage or wreck. criticize severely.
Person 1: Angļu valoda ir miskaste Person 1, but speaking english: The english language is trash Person 2: Piekritu
a shitty subject that can just be replaced with grammarly or some other dumbass app. Mostly known as torture for people in school, 99.9% of people hate.
Hey bro, wanna skip English Language Arts to get high in my car?
"Understand the interactions among a writer’s purpose, audience, subject, and genre and how each of these contributes to effective writing. Enhance your own writing skills and understand better each stage of the writing process as you develop expository, analytical, and argumentative compositions." -From the College Board 3 words: ethos, logos, and pathos
Ap english language and composition sucks the sleep and energy out of you