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epidermis

the outer layer of your skin

bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing phill:where?!?!

epidermis

A word meaning "skin" But many people take it the wrong way and look at their trousers....

"OH MY GOD, your epidermis is showing, cover it up now" (Looks down at trousers) "What???"

Epidermis

The outer layer of your skin. Despite widespread belief, it is <i>not</i> part of a joke which would cause hilarity to thoroughly ensue.

Yes, my epidermis is showing, I know what epidermis means. Fuck you.

Epidermis

Skin, but most people think it's a small unimportant abdominal organ.

Person 1: Hey person 2, your epidermis is showing. Person 2: The only thing that's showing is my skin. Person 1: Exactly!

Epidermis

To be a lame jew. One who thinks everything sounds like Metallica.

What a Epidermis. He thought Weezer soundsed like Metallica.

Epidermis Party

Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.

Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen. Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.