Country Dictionary

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erny

a ferocious 1 foot creature that can slap 10 times faster than normal people and the main ernys names are erny pollitt and erny whitford and many more erny to come in the planet earth

The ernys are coming

by Josh Whitford April 16, 2008

erni

Is an amazing pretty girl 👧

“erni is the best human being on earth

by November 20, 2020

ernied

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 06, 2013

Erny

Is a teenager but look and sounds like a decade younger. Special education centre is their spawning ground. says REEEE a lot idk why. Speaks purely in sarcasm.

Rando - *say literally anything* Erny - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OoOoOo *sarcastic voice*

by Readraid December 31, 2019

Ernie

Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive Ernie and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover. Secretly, he'd like to punch alot of people in the mouth.

That Ernie hides his violent tendancies with a big smile.

by rubytooshoos February 05, 2010

Ernie

A happy-go-lucky guy who lives with a yellow piece of fabric named Bert. Secretly Bernie plots the downfall of the happy sunshiny days of Sesame Street and will end up ruling a dictatorship.

Ernie smiles alongside with everyone else as the fireworks light up the sky. What everyone else doesn't know is that soon, the whole place will be covered in flames within a 10-mile radius.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Ernie

The biggest meme boy in town, he's super cute and aims to have a profession in music, his best friend is Bean, #NoHomo

That dude is such an ernie, i wish i was like him

by sneakysnek October 26, 2017