A fork of Rural Dictionary
Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth
Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"
when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead
A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.
person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."
Most beautiful and sexy man ever
Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)
Man owen esser pulls all the ladies
Using your Feces and spreading them on a piece of Toast and make your dad eat you feces toast
I just gave my dad a Dirty Esser the other day