A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective; synonym for "sexy".
Person 1: Check out that hot chick!
Person 2: Yes, particularly Essy!
1) The most amazing Lesbian in the whole world.
2) A sexual beast who does nothing but attract other straight or bisexual woman who want to lay with her.
3) Portugese bombshell
1) Damn, that Essi is the most amazing lesbian in the world.
2) Wow, that girl pulled an Essi.
3) Girl: "You ain't nothin like that damn Essi"
Girl's Boyfriend: "Wut!?!?"
Something essy is something that is cringey, somewhat gross, weird, odd, or stinky. Sometimes all of those things at the same time. The word is derived from "stinky", which was modified to "stink-e", then shortened to "s.e" and finally "essy". Someone who is "extra essy" might be called the "Mayor of EssyVille".
1) The burrito at Chipotle was kinda gross, it was so essy.
2) John: I've been wearing these socks for three days...
Macy: eww... that's so essy!