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euphanism

noun. pronunciation key. "yoof-anism" (1) A neologism combining euphemism and onanism. (2) Any colloqialism for masturbation.

"Making the bald man cry" is a euphanism.

euphanize

to say something in the nicest way possible and thereby destroy its meaning used in the same was as euthanized

Ted (geek): let's go out Sally: I don't really think that would work Ben: wow, she really euphanized the crap out of that