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ezreal

A marksman champion in League of Legends.

The most iconic thing about Ezreal is definitely his Haruhi dance, possibly the most epic dance in the League. He is often shipped with Lux, the lady of luminosity. Little did the Luxreal shippers know, Ezreal secretly shares a romantic, or possibly sexual, relationship with his boy Taric.

Random guy: OMG Ezreal is such a f33d3r!
Ezreal: You belong in a museum!

by REKTTOTHEMAX September 21, 2015

ezreal

Basically, a migid. He's short in every possible ways, including height and dick. Sometimes, these guys have super powers.

Ezreal is stuck in the oven!

by z799j6 October 09, 2013