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A variation of the bread game where 2 contestants square off to not be the last one to ejaculate on the bread. Contestants must maintain eye contact. A popular game among frat bros.

Eric: "Bro for initiation into Pi Kapp, we had a round robin series of faceoffs." Ryan: "Yeah? Bro, How'd you do?" Eric: "Let's just say I'm never eating bread pudding again"

The act of becoming aroused to the point of climax (self imposed of course) with another by way of the popular Apple feature, FaceTime.

Damn, my girls been in Michigan all week i'm gunna have to Faceoff with that chick tonight

When two people with the same name on FaceBook "friend" each other then swap profile pictures. Each "friend" assumes the identity of the other, and updates their home pages as if they were the other person, creating a quantum entanglement of their separate identities.

Hey! I found another guy with my name on FaceBook. For April Fools Day, we did a FaceOff and confused everyone! It was great! Somehow, he ended up with a date with my sister.

(n.) An argument or dispute between two or more people viewable on a Facebook Wall.

*A Faceoff on Joe's Facebook Wall* Sally: "Joe, you were such a jerk at the party Saturday night. I can't believe you said that." Joe: "Yeah, Sally? Well, you should have known better -- bringing HIM to the party!" Sally: "Whatever! If you hadn't cheated on me with that skank.... " et cetera, et cetera....

After two people meet, the first person to add the other person as a friend on Facebook has lost the facebook faceoff.

"Dude, you won the facebook faceoff, that girl must really like you."

From the favorite passtime of french soldiers in world war 2, the French Faceoff is an act where two gentlemen adopt a strong, lunging posture, grasp one another's penises, and feverishly jerk off each other's genitalia while maintaining an intense state of eye contact. The loser of the contest is the individual who ejaculates.

Cpt. LeBlanc and LT. Jean-Pierre were bored on the front line, and needed to live to the morning. They grasped each other's erect penises, and LeBlanc spouted ejaculate into the fresh French morning air. He was the loser of the French faceoff. Fin.

Referenced usually in hockey. When a participant is cut somewhere (usually the head), falls to their knees or is laid out and bleeds onto the ice. Making their own 'faceoff circle'. Similar to other red circular 'faceoff circles' on the ice.

Christ!, did you see Malarchuk get cut last night, he left his own 'faceoff circle' in the crease with his blood.