A fork of Rural Dictionary
the sexual act of pulling a girl's tampon out, using only the mouth. the mess that results is the reason for the namesake.
you can take a dip in the crimson river, but don't drink from it.. unless you're ready to go facepainting.
When you go in for a cropdust or drive-by and let loose a little bit of shit right on their face.
Dude I went in to cropdust Pete and facepainted the poor bastard.
The act of communicating on Facebook by using only paintings, graphics and pictures.
If someone says that they are going on a trolley ride you post a picture of a trolley that went up in flames. Just to be sarcastic and funny. It is pretty amusing to play FacePainting on someones facebook wall.
you take a dump on a girls chest and use your weiner as a paintbrush and the poop as paint and paint the girls face
I totally gave some girl some mexican facepaint
When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face
That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint
When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.
She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.